I woke up and my jeans were too tight, I gained weight from gum and I discovered that my arm skin was flapping in the dressing room while trying on a tank top. I looked like a flying squirrel.
I call this Midlife Madness. It's unavoidable.
I used to worry about simple things like being late for a party - or overdue library books. Now I concern myself with small print on menus, the possibility of back fat, whether or not I should start wearing a swimsuit with an attached skirt and the fear of growing a mustache like my Aunt Eunice. And dont forget the much dreaded muffin top.
Here are some teas that will give you that spunk back. Come on, channel your inner sexy young thing. She's still in there somewhere.
Go ahead, Be a rebel. Mix and match names and flavors.
Psychotic Mood Shift - Cranberry Coconut
Prove My Sanity - Pear Apricot
Perpetually Mad and Sullen- Raspberry Mint
Pass My Fat Pants - Blueberry Lemon
Hot Flash - Lemon Raspberry
Plainly; Men Suck - Pear Berry
